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'After the beep, please leave a prayer.'

'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'

Look who's 'hurting God' now.

"In heaven there are no trees."

"Ever notice Judas is always whistling 'Highway to Hell'?"

Ghostwriting the Bible

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Guru.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Please take your receipt!'

Praying mantis.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Praying Mantis.

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Regifts of the Magi

Shoe repair

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

OM, SWEET OM

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'