Enthusiast Of Spiritual Humor Pillows

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Ten Commandments

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Please take your receipt!'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Praying mantis.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Praying Mantis.

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Regifts of the Magi

A woman in prayer

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Shoe repair

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

OM, SWEET OM

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."