Religion Meme Collector Pillows

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Bigfoot"

"OMG, LOL!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Dinosaur Group Think

Holiday Gifts 2020

A bull which has seen red.

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

A Failiure to Communicate

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Approved Debate Questions

"It's our best trending merch."

Twitter Prison

Sporting maladies.

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"Hey, you dropped your phone!...and now there's a huge crack on the screen!"

Two Americas

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

'That's one small step for a man - one giant pratfall for mankind.'

T-rex takes a selfie

Men at Twerk