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Pray as you Go.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"OMG, LOL!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Church restrooms

Finger puppets in church.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Eucharist

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"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Excommunicate Me.

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"Can we discuss this?"

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

Ding and Dong.

"First, you have to get their attention."

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

Confession Ratings.

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

Vicar preaching at pulpit

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