Church Meme Collector Gifts

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"OMG, LOL!"

Finger puppets in church.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

Church restrooms

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Excommunicate Me.

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Eucharist

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Can we discuss this?"

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

Ding and Dong.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"First, you have to get their attention."

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

Vicar preaching at pulpit