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'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Church restrooms

Finger puppets in church.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Eucharist

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Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Can we discuss this?"

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Ding and Dong.

"First, you have to get their attention."

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Confession Ratings.

Vicar preaching at pulpit

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'