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'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Finger puppets in church.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

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'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

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Eucharist

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Can we discuss this?"

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

"First, you have to get their attention."

Ding and Dong.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

Vicar preaching at pulpit

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

"Put some spiritual food in there."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows