Mythical Meme Lovers Pillows

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"OMG, LOL!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

David and Goliath.

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

Grim Reaper - Hospital nursery

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"This new guy's really good!"

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Well! There's no need for that!'

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

God's Writers Block

God has an attack of vertigo

Bad Nilotic Deity! Bad!

'They've been relocated because hell is full.'