Artistic Meme Lover Pillows

If Leonardo Da Vinci had posted a copy of the Mona Lisa online after painting it.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Bert's dog training.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Modern Novel.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Mark Zuckerberg

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"This is a company which is going places...."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Tinnitus?"

Alternative Medicine

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

WTF?

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Uncle Donnie

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.