Meme Lover Pillows

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

"Lucky for you it's throwback Thursday."

'Next Bandwagon Arrives At... 11:00 AM'

"Sorry I'm late, I was up all night canceling celebrities."

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Blah blah blah.

'I find that when I discuss my research online, younger students will read it if I close with a joke and write LOL.'

"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'I see you were following a twitter account while driving. You'll be charged with driving wile under the influence of an influencer.'

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'We can't just ignore it. At the very least, let me touch it up in Photoshop.'

"Hey, don't you think you're taking this virus scare too seriously?"

'Please don't mind me... Just carry on!'

"Young people rely too much on cellphones. Watch, I'll show you. Baldo, what would you do if I took away your cellphone?"

"The pilot just sent a group text saying that the plane is having engine trouble and that we should talk brace positions. Doesn't anyone talk anymore?"

'You'll love this site. It's full of cute human photos with funny captions.'

'Rough day?'

"Would you look at that... The person who hacked your account just friended the person that hacked my account."

"Now that was a satisfying tweet!"

"If you want a career in nursing it's probably a good idea not to post pictures of yourself as drunk orangutan on social media. . ."

"You can really feel the anger in this piece."

Man in pillory with sign reading 'INSUFFICIENTLY WOKE.'

But Her Emails.

My Latest N.F.T.

'I'm glad that guy calling for Fenton and Jesus Christ has finally shut up.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

A frat party at an online university

'Are we hoarders?' 'No, I think we're just slobs.' 'Oh, ok.'