Viral Meme Lover Pillows

"Yes, I'm sure! The Failure Virus! It just wiped out Sales and Accounting, and it's headed YOUR way!"

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"This is a company which is going places...."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Tinnitus?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Uncle Donnie

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Boris in Lockdown

Internet Magazine.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."