Meme Lovers Pillows

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

New trend: dissolving your teeth with a Coca-Cola habit and getting dentures like Trump.

'Ha, ha -- Made you look!'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

OMG

'getlost@youloser.com is that your real email address?'

"So, society hasn't collapsed overnight. I suppose I should get up and go to work."

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Obsession with the Internet.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"This is a company which is going places...."

Uncle Donnie

"Tinnitus?"

Alternative Medicine

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

WTF?

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.