Internet Meme Fan Pillows

"Our email marketing campaign got a response from someone in Nigeria who wants to send us four million dollars. Should we deposit that in the company account, or is it better to use Paypal?"

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

Hero of the Gulf

Social Animal.

Dogsbottombook.

"It didn't work out. I'm a cat videos person and he's a dog videos person."

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Waiting for Godot to download in a rural area with slow broadband."

"Barking at everything that moves is so old-fashioned Grandpa: me, I vent my anger by being an online-troll..."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

The Modern Novel.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Mark Zuckerberg

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Tinnitus?"

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Uncle Donnie

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."