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Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Which one is named after me?'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Another nice wave.'

"Are there space-babes?"

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Rocket to the Moon

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Birth of Darth Vader

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

Astronaut

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Alien Painting Moon

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

How's my abducting?

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'