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Planet of the Snowmen

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

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"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'But what is the universe for?'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

If nobody had invented graphics

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Oh Hi!'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.