Garland Guru Gifts

As camp as Christmas!

Tartine

Edgar Allen Poe

Allotment

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'But what is the universe for?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Dog in Daisys

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Oh Hi!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I could do that.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Tree Passion

Giant slug attacks a city

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

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