Garnish Guru Gifts

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

You can never over garnish!

Tartine

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Oh Hi!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"welcome man cave."

Getting through the week.

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Quiz Night...

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"You idiot! I said, 'Buy more gold', not mold!!"

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"