Crafting Guru Gifts

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

Sheep knitting using its own wool.

'I know now why it was so cheap...'

Tartine

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"welcome man cave."

' A new idea '

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Quiz Night...

The Doorway to Ideas

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"She's a natural!"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Super glue . . .

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'