Guru In Making Gifts

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Lennon and McCartney.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"This next one's another oldie."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Eric Clapton.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Guru.

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Joe Henry

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...