Guru In Making Mugs

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Check out this new store."

Guru.

Bashful in Nashville

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Joe Henry

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'