Woodworking Guru Gifts

Pinochio's Computer

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Lovely dovetail."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Like father like son.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Luthier

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Whittlers Mother

Nick Offerman

"Most projects require three hands."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."