Woodworker Enthusiast Gifts

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Luthier

Whittlers Mother

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Board Meeting

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."