Woodworking Wit Lover Gifts

'Construction Lite, 13 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Green Peace'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Luthier

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Board Meeting

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Tree and man

'You're gonna build a 'man cave' over younder in the forest..? Is that what you're saying Mr Adams??'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"Reproduction furniture."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Unfinished Furniture.

Irish Jig Saws

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

'The living room shelves are coming along nicely dear.'