Woodwork Lover Gifts

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

Whittler's Mother.

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Luthier

Man building a tree house

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Board Meeting

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'Termites!'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

DIY Disaster.

Unfinished Furniture.