Woodwork Lover Gifts

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

Whittler's Mother.

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Luthier

Man building a tree house

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Board Meeting

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Termites!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

DIY Disaster.

"Is it really necessary to shout 'Nailed it!' every time you hammer a nail?"