Woodwork Enthusiast Gifts

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Your table will be ready shortly.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

What are you doing? Everyone knows you don't paint original wood trim.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'You don't want me... you want a carpenter.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Rocking horse

"Brazilian Rosewood accents any dam."

'It's about Billy's woodwork project. . .'

When you mentioned a t-shaped bracket...

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

You told me to get rid of all the dead wood!

'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'

Have you seen the other tent pole?

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Tool Box

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'