Wood Enthusiast Gifts

'Chuck me.'

'All right, Pal, gimme all the money or I'll open up this biefcase!'

'There's no inflammation of the wood pole. . . but he does appear to suffer from hardening of the chain saw.'

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Stop and Birch

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Today, son, you are a man."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Tree Squirrel

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Luthier

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Lumberjack Christmases.

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

No tree hugging.

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.