Wood Enthusiast Mugs

'Chuck me.'

'All right, Pal, gimme all the money or I'll open up this biefcase!'

'There's no inflammation of the wood pole. . . but he does appear to suffer from hardening of the chain saw.'

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Rocking horse

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Stop and Birch

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Today, son, you are a man."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Luthier

Tree Squirrel

Whittlers Mother

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

No tree hugging.

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."