Wood Enthusiasts Mugs

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Rocking horse

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Luthier

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Lumberjack Christmases.

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."