Wood Enthusiasts Pillows

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I brought cocoa."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

D.I.Y

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Luthier

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Lumberjack Christmases.

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

No tree hugging.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted