Timber Enthusiast Pillows

"Should we have lunch first?"

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'Say it with Timber'

"Today, son, you are a man."

A mouse has cornered a lady on a chair and is cutting down one of the legs with an axe - 'Timber!'

"Redwood or oak?"

Lumberjack Christmases.

Woodcutter yells 'timber' as tree falls on him.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Rocking horse

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Stop and Birch

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Tree Squirrel

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Luthier

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'