Timber Connoisseur Pillows

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

D.I.Y

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Stop and Birch

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Thor's Other Tools

"You're amazing!"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Lumberjack Christmases.

No tree hugging.

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Masky Christmas!

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."