Woodworking Humor Lover Gifts

Board Meeting

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Luthier

'Green Peace'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

"Reproduction furniture."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

'The living room shelves are coming along nicely dear.'

Have you seen the other tent pole?

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

"Brazilian Rosewood accents any dam."

"Let me guess: Another splinter?"

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark