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Board Meeting

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

"Lovely dovetail."

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Luthier

'Green Peace'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"Reproduction furniture."

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

Irish Jig Saws

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

'The living room shelves are coming along nicely dear.'

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

"Let me guess: Another splinter?"

What are you doing? Everyone knows you don't paint original wood trim.