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Sheep knitting using its own wool.

'I know now why it was so cheap...'

Tartine

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"welcome man cave."

' A new idea '

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Quiz Night...

"She's a natural!"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Super glue . . .

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

Pinochio's Computer