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6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Be creative...!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency Hipster Beard

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

At the suit makers