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6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'She's so put together!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dating is so expensive...

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"Be creative...!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.