Gown Enthusiast Gifts

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Please Tie Gown At Back Otherwise People Will Laugh At You.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Purple dress

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Leadership suits you

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Advocado

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A man washing a mascot costume

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Falstaff

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror