Wig And Gown Enthusiast Gifts

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Graduate

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Purple dress

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Zumma Cum Laude

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Vampire wih no reflection at fancy dress party

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS,

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

'Don't worry Mr Hooper, it isn't a serious operation you will be undergoing.'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

Graduate.

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

"I couldn't find my other wig."