Wig Wearers Enthusiast Gifts

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

A man taking a bow

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Lady in a pretty dress

Edward Elgar.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Wig or the wisp?"

Tonsure Toupee

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

The five orders of periwigs

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

'Perfect.'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

"Takes years of me..."

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

'Hold it! Wrong wig!'