Wig Wearers Enthusiast Gifts

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

A man taking a bow

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Lady in a pretty dress

Edward Elgar.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

The five orders of periwigs

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Wig or the wisp?"

Tonsure Toupee

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

'Perfect.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

"Takes years of me..."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'Hold it! Wrong wig!'

Man going into bowl hands toupee to umpire.

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

My Rug Hell