Wig Collector Gifts

"Might as well just embrace it. It's who we are."

Man going into bowl hands toupee to umpire.

Bob knew it was going to be one of those bad hair days.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Lady in a pretty dress

A man taking a bow

Silly wig.

"A man in my position makes enemies..."

Cow's straw

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Posh Easter Egg

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Mummy?!

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Free Range Cows.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

Backdoor

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Hen Behaving Badly.

Airbus

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

Cut A Rug

The five orders of periwigs