Wit Collector Gifts

Searching for a gift for a wit collector? Discover a selection of playful and clever items that celebrate quick humor and sharp insights, designed to delight lovers of witty banter. Whether for a friend, partner, or yourself, these products are sure to bring a smile and a bit of clever charm to any collection.

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"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion." mockup

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

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'He's the sort of person who asks, 'How are you?' and then looks bored when you tell him.'

'He's the sort of person who asks, 'How are you?' and then looks bored when you tell him.' mockup

'He's the sort of person who asks, 'How are you?' and then looks bored when you tell him.'

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Backdoor

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Airbus

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On Its Way To Mohammed. . . The Mountain Drops In On Tom.

On Its Way To Mohammed. . . The Mountain Drops In On Tom. mockup

On Its Way To Mohammed. . . The Mountain Drops In On Tom.

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'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!' mockup

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

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'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.' mockup

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

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'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.' mockup

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

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Manhattan

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"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying." mockup

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

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Calling A Spade

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Train Of Thought

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Cut A Rug

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"In other words homogenius."

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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel." mockup

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

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Snowprov

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Backfire

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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact. mockup

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

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"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else." mockup

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

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'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!' mockup

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

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'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.' mockup

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

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'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!' mockup

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

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Doggone

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"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!" mockup

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

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Wordplay: In The Bag.

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'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.' mockup

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

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Czarcasm

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Cat Burglar

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Silly wig.

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'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'. mockup

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

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'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.' mockup

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

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A man taking a bow

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Wit Collector Gifts Collection

Wit Collector Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for wit collectors—each one packed with clever humor and sharp wit to start their day with a smile.

Wit Collector Pillows

Shop our witty pillows for a humorous touch to any space. Great for collectors who enjoy clever designs and fun, personality-filled decor.

Wit Collector Prints

Browse our selection of art prints featuring witty themes—ideal for framing and adding a clever accent to any room, perfect for the witty collector.

Wit Collector T-Shirts

Discover our witty T-shirt collection—perfect for collectors who love humor and clever phrases, making their wardrobe a true reflection of their sharp personality.