Wig Maker Gifts

Sidelights on the Wig Industry

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Lady in a pretty dress

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

The king's wig is finished --- Run it over to the castle. Ah, the hair to the throne!

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

A Head-Dress in 1777

Tonsure Toupee

The five orders of periwigs

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"Wig or the wisp?"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

"Takes years of me..."

Nice toupee, Dr. Kapuchnik. But … is it honest? At least a toupee is honest about its dishonesty, Al. Compared to what? A beret.

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

"I couldn't find my other wig."