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Sidelights on the Wig Industry

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Lady in a pretty dress

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

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'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

A Head-Dress in 1777

The five orders of periwigs

"Wig or the wisp?"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

Tonsure Toupee

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Perfect.'

"Takes years of me..."

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'I'll bet it's a wig.'