Wig Wearing Pillows

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Lady in a pretty dress

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Edward Elgar.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

A Head-Dress in 1777

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Perfect.'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'

My Rug Hell

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'Who ever says crime doesn't pay isn't a lawyer!'

'Hold it! Wrong wig!'

Man going into bowl hands toupee to umpire.

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'