Wig Wearers Pillows

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Lady in a pretty dress

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Edward Elgar.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Judge getting hair done.

A Head-Dress in 1777

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

The five orders of periwigs

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Wig or the wisp?"

Tonsure Toupee

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

"I couldn't find my other wig."