Wig Wearing Gifts

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Lady in a pretty dress

Edward Elgar.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

A Head-Dress in 1777

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

Nice toupee, Dr. Kapuchnik. But … is it honest? At least a toupee is honest about its dishonesty, Al. Compared to what? A beret.

'Perfect.'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

Man going into bowl hands toupee to umpire.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'Hold it! Wrong wig!'

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"