Wig Styling Gifts

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Queen of Upcycling!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Silly wig.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Dog Dressed to Eat

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mr Metrosexual.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'