Swine Stylist Gifts

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Dogs shaving

Ski lift mobile

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Covid v Vaccinator

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Ski kicker.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Snake Dress-Up

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'She hates to see me happy.'

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

"The groomer used too much product."

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Easy knitting project

"Mum, Mum, can Suzie and I use your old skins to play dress-up?"

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".