Snake Stylist Gifts

Snake Dress-Up

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Medusa

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Snake Charmer

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

The Music Critic.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."