Nature Stylist Gifts

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Bad hair day!

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...