Nature-inspired Hairstylist Gifts

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Baby Hairstyles.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

Big RV Camping

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

'It's up to you son.... A haircut or a flea collar.'

Flower growing out of a face mask

Skyscrapers made from hair (colour).

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

Ikea for hippies

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -

"I can't give you a reason for what I do or a logical explanation as to what I do: I'm an artist..."

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

Frank P. Newton, Gold Medalist, X-Treme Games VII, Comb-Over competition.

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

The Last Perm.

Venus Fly Trap Hat

Flower Trumpet

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

'You can't say Global warming anymore...it's called climate change, darling.'

'Aaagh -- it seems like it's actually coming towards you!'

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

The Haimishe Hairdresser

Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.

Those aren't your standard gardening shorts. They're perfect. I get a tan on the hard-to-tan backs of my legs. That is important. My only problem is the unsightly panty line. That's easily fixed. Wear looser pants. Will do. In 30 years.

'I got a perm.'

Elephant offers a blow dry for $5.