Jungle Hairstyling Enthusiasts Gifts

Elephant offers a blow dry for $5.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Lesser known greek gods,

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Too much monkey business...

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Carbon Dating

"Tarzan no want computer."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."